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Group Sex

Posted by The Bludge on February 23, 2011

Unfortunately, there was nothing that exciting during the group round.
I didn’t even take any pictures, that’s how boring it was!


Ok, I know I probably hate it because it’s new, but the theme song is CRAP.
This show has been on for TEN YEARS and has produced at least two stars (Taylor Hicks, who?) and they could get NONE of them to record a fucking theme song!????
The hell!?
Does David Cook have ANYthing better to do!?!?


I was so excited for groups!
It’s always interesting because you get to see who is truly a c*nt.


Sooooo, lots of contestants that made it already formed groups and started practicing and then they find out that the group must be a mixture of Day 1 and Day 2 contestants. “It must be fair” says some British guy who probably makes more money than the Pope.


So, SHOCKING, no one wants to work with Fat Snooki (aka Star Boobs, aka c*nt) but she finds a blond girl who must be suffering from REALLY bad jet lag and they can’t find a required third person so they convince the producers to let them sing as a duo.


Some dumb overly-dramatic broad quits.
HER LOSS.
Oh, wait, UGH, then she decides to stay, after talking to her boyfriend.
CO-DEPENDENT!


Poor chubby little JC got kicked out of his group.
😦 Don’t worry, he found another one.


Ok, I’m SO done watching people argue and cry and bitch about other crying, whining, arguing people.


The first group of 3 girls did pretty good, they harmonized very well together.


Couple more groups did pretty well, of course instead of actually showing all of the people sing, they take up loads of time talking up “what’s coming up after the break” before EVERY commercial, and then creating rivalries by asking leading questions and using heavy editing.
*sigh*
*eyeroll*


Fat Snooki (I know) and her partner sounded like ass.
Tiffany sounded like someone had taken a crowbar and jammed it through the bottom of her chin straight out of her nose.
And maybe that was just a nice visual, too.


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand now some girl is snorting spaghetti noodles through her nose.
Thanks for that, Fox.
I did not know there was now a talent portion of Idol and I would like to formally request that it stop.
Now.


There was a little bit of good singing, but again, it was quick little snippets in between watching Steven Tyler play drums, talking to Ryan, and more shots of people not really practicing at 3 in the morning.


Oh, UGH.
That whiney drama queen made it through.


There’s a group comprised only of 15 year olds whose parents have to be present so they are giving them all kinds of advice and some of the groups (one guy in one group) made one comment so of course there’s a LOT of people who are upset and it is a BIG DEAL.
*sigh*
*eyeroll*


Dollar Store Lambert actually blew this incredibly high note, not blew in a bad way but DAMN he nailed it.


The baby group got a standing ovation from the judges. They were really good, both in harmonizing and doing their solos.


Oh, thank you Idol!! Thank you for showing us people practicing, AGAIN.
I NEVER WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT THEY WOULD BE DOING THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I did like how honest the judges were in telling them “That was bad” or whatever but they weren’t FUN. They barely messed with the kids at all. And they pretty much said the same thing every time, “That wasn’t good” “Pitchy” “Good job”.
SNORE


They let JC through because he sings like an angel – even when he doesn’t know the words apparently.
I have a feeling that JC was the ONLY person that did not remember his lyrics that made it through.
I have NO idea why they kept him….except for the heartstrings part.


The group that kicked JC out sounded pretty awesome.


Ok, I was looking forward to this episode but it just straight up smells like dairy farts.


I do love watching Steven Tyler put on and take off his reading glasses, though. *giggle*

This episode is like a used bandaid hanging out in a locker room.
Ok, not really, but it is like getting really excited about eating a chocolate cream donut and biting into it and finding out that it’s jelly.

Fucking jelly.

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One Response to “Group Sex”

  1. Ironjen said

    Fucking JELLY!!!

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